the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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