So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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