just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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