you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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