Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
it's like iHOP with fire
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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