There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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