Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Sorry about my life...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
