I'm really into asian looking animals
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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