We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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