You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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