he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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