i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I take back everything I said about communal showers
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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