She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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