that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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