belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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