Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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