Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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