i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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