Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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