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proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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