I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Alive.
So much puke
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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