Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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