Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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