maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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