hotel room ftw
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
