Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh god it's open bar.
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