So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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