I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can I color on your dick again?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If I die, sorry about rent.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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