I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just tell him i said nine months
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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