I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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