Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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