Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He has the fingertips of a God
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