I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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