Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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