so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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