How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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