i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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