I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
His nipple licking is glorious
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