do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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