Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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