you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
