we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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