I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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