so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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