we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i dont even know how to be here
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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