I love black thongs
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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