and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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