There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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