Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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