Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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