got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Enjoy the penises
You've changed since you got that strap on
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