Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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