i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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