I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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